new rubber ( grip becomes you )
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placebo
"Jackie"
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later
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do re mi
"cuttlefish beach"
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just got back from my first
four kilometre ride on th
new unicycle tyre
dusk of course
a man
and his unicycle
you **** off
cant ride one anyway
so
first four
rides up th incline
onto th road dividers
werent so bad
fifth one though
****in hell
it bit
bridged th gap
little pop up to get on
high shoulder
and it slid for like a foot
tryin to grip
houston we have a problem
bad fall
went over th far side
bad ankle land too
but i got back on
warmed it up
and
s ok
gotta scuff em up
it's pretty grippy
took it
down
my fave
gravel track
thru th trees
and was good man
stuffed it up a couple more
road dividers
dont want em
to think i cant beat em
bastards
gotta go for a good long ride
still in
stretching mode
so many little muscles
need attention
gotta unwind occasionally
have a big stretch
and get all th kinks
out
i repacked th bearings with marine grease
for th beach
inspected
what i found
little dry
like these
lower bearing cap
wheel mounting system
gotta replace th bolts though
somethin i can remove fast
got flat heads
****in dumb
least they;re nylocks
think i'll replace em with
hex heads
and new nylocks
after a big beach ride
i can just whip off th caps
wipe everything clean
and regrease
****in kuta
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the kinks
"stop sobbing"
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"yeah shut up *****"
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"take it in th arse and shut th fuk up"
alright jennifer
that'll do
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i dunno why she told me that story
them
sorry
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like my chrissie present for myself
i got traction again
or i soon will
****in little lugs
from th casting process
just let go
at th wrong times
did this gutter jump
funny ****
guy pu****n a motorbike
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nirvana
"pennyroyal tea"
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feel that pain
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im a background singer
painful this song
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it's why we loved him i guess
he emoted well
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was thinkin about a few too many technical things
on this afternoons flight
barely got into
flyin on instruments
new tyre
wider
and on knobbies
growls down th road
but th bearings are silky smooth again
wet
just breezin along
and th ****in acceleration
missed that
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**** man
it's flyin
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nirvana
"Stay away"
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what are ya doin windows ?
you;re on ****in random
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myself
im like a lot of unicyclists
im happy there arent too many
ok
it;s an ego thing
there's ****in millions of surfers
damn few unicycle surfers
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"then why ya put so many ppl on it wiz ?"
to prove they wont get hurt
and to show em how hard it is
it's an ego thing i think
some of em get off though
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more than happy for you
to stay outta th surf on yur unicycle ok
i ****in love it
out there
i dont mind th damage
that th sand's doin to my baby
th fun factor is too high
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system of a down
"Science"
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get a big black dog up ya
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no scoring
it was only a short ride on th beach
th other day
but no scoring
we'll see when we get to th finer white sands
wont we ?
"it's ****in good"
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alright
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i had a bash at markies back wheel
on th mountain bike
got most of th buckle out
ancient bicycle fixers remedy
beat **** out of it
spokes alone wouldnt pull it in
i reset th
brake pads
and it spins
after brakin
without touchin th pad
just
five jumps
and it'll be ****in bent again
i'll have to show him some tricks
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laurie anderson
"walking and falling"
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about what it is
flying on a unicycle
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can i have sme more drugs onw ?
"yeah wiz sorry"
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a perfect circle
"brena"
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out of here
later
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wiz
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p.s.
i wore shorts today
been ages
two carloads of guys
climbin out th windows
and goin off
and rode th wrong way
up th one way
xmas lights street
couple of folks said gday
i saw some smiles ok...
